This is a nothing-special offer, available for an unlimited time. If you don’t act right now, you will receive the ordinary No Results™ package, made up of nothing. That’s right, absolutely nothing, right in the comfort of your very own home. Not only that, but without doing anything more, you will receive not one, not two, not three, but infinitely many occurrences of No Results™.
How much would you pay for such an offer? Many of our competitors would charge several hundred dollars for such a package, and even make you travel hundreds of miles to a retreat center in the process. One even charges as much as $50 thousand. But before you make up your mind, we will also throw in an unlimited supply of Failure®, for those of you who aren’t yet over being motivated.
Now how much would you pay? Our price? That’s right, absolutely, positively … free. And no shipping or handling costs, or other hidden fees. In fact, our No Results™ package, together with an unlimited supply of Failure® is delivered to you instantaneously. How many of our competitors can make that claim?
In addition, if you fail to receive No Results™, we guarantee with 100% certainty that any results you do produce will eventually disappear completely. That’s right! And we’ve never been wrong in over 160,000 years of human life on planet Earth.
But, wait! There’s no more.
Linda | 25-Jul-09 at 3:08 am | Permalink
Shame it doesn’t have a money back guarantee.
Mike | 25-Jul-09 at 12:08 pm | Permalink
I guess you can’t have everything.
2Da1 | 15-Sep-09 at 6:51 am | Permalink
Your No Results™ package as it is, seems absolutely worthless to me.
Thus, if I’d accept it for what it is, and if I could add ANY value to it, I’d multiply its worth by Infinity. I’d make Value out of No-value.
Now wouldn’t that be a real sweet deal?
Seems impossible though. That would be true Alchemy, right?
Thanks for da laugh Mike. Peace and blessings to you.
2Da1
Mike | 15-Sep-09 at 7:26 am | Permalink
Actually, it’s anti-alchemy, because no matter what value you attempt to add, it disappears
Andrew | 08-Jan-10 at 11:18 am | Permalink
“Big mind” seem to have slashed a lot of their “donations” from $50,000 to $25,000
Feel any more tempted?
Mike | 08-Jan-10 at 11:21 am | Permalink
Haha, I suppose everyone is suffering in this economy. Maybe if they paid me $25K, I would consider it.
keith nightingale | 20-Apr-10 at 2:23 am | Permalink
sign me up
even though already
“I got plenty o’ nothin’”
I would hate to run out. (before I am run out)
keith nightingale | 20-Apr-10 at 2:26 am | Permalink
@ 2Da1
No it wouldn’t be alchemy…
it would be the financial management industry.
keith nightingale | 20-Apr-10 at 2:27 am | Permalink
Also reminds me of a workshop I was going to run called…
Money for Nothing.