If We Could Hear God’s Thoughts …
Man: God, if you can hear me, please answer my prayer. I’m desperate to discover your true nature.
God: …
Man: Please, God! I don’t know how long I can take this. I’ve meditated for over 30 years, and still, nothing. Can you please show me a sign?
God: …
Man: God, why have you forsaken me? You reveal yourself to others, but not to me. Can you please show me, just this once? That’s all I ask.
God: …
Man: This is hopeless. I need a drink.
God: (thinking to himself) How much more clear and obvious can I be?! This is hopeless. I need a drink.