Silent Musings

Just for fun, OK? Don’t take it personally.

awakening = sudden realization that i’m better than other people.
present = thinking that being here is a special achievement.
namaste = i’m too cool to say “hello”.
mindful = trying too hard to impress.
manifest = take credit where no credit is due.
spiritual = has a hardened belief system.
advaita = replacing your version of duality with mine.
ego = my excuse for acting like an a**hole.
karma = justification for my failures, and retribution for my enemies’ failures.
practice = getting high on the cheap.
God = someone please give me the answer.
enlightenment = fantasy meets reality.
heaven/hell = country club/prison for those who agree/disagree with me.
divine = that which truly is better.
guru = someone whose wisdom I exhalt and whose faults I ignore.
devotion = begging at the feet of my lord and/or guru for spiritual goodies.
om = the first and last symbol of hypocrisy.
tantra = ecstatic union of eastern mysticism and western indulgence.
zen = too cool to make sense.